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Continue reading →: No one gives a damn about a 2nd pregnancy… (and that’s a good thing)
It’s been a while since my last update. I’ve drafted several possible blog posts with varying subject matter from house renovations to abject humiliation at the hands of my toddler (it’s been done, I sigh wearily) to the week I sent my phone away for repairs and had a wholly…
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Continue reading →: So here it is, Merry 30
Nothing will hammer home the approach of a new decade of age quite so adeptly as a teenage girl. It’s Sunday, December 11th, I’ve acquired enough shopping to elongate my arms at least another two inches (which I am to feel mainly in my neck and shoulders for the next…
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Continue reading →: The wedding that tried very hard to wash away
You can plan and plan and plan a wedding. You can tick every box, tie every bow, micro manage to the last flourish of ink on the 86th label of wedding favours… You can spend months of your life working on DIY table plans, table names (and did I mention…
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Continue reading →: Why is my bathroom so filthy?
So the blog posts have fallen by the wayside of late, and it’s definitely not because I’ve been cleaning my bathroom. Here is what has been keeping me away from WordPress and the Cillit Bang… The Wedding is officially Less Than A Month away. Somehow we’ve gone from the comfortable…
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Continue reading →: “There’s a BOAT MOORED in the MIDDLE OF THE F*CKING PUDDLE, Gary!”
In a little under five months I will be getting married. Which means that I am currently neck-deep in the quirky, sticky, confusing and oh-so-expensive quagmire of Planning A Wedding. Or, in perhaps more accurate terms, Planning A Stupidly Complicated And Perilously Open To All Kinds Of Disasters Including Losing…







